Jeff, wives don’t nag anymore. They discuss.

MINI (post-deer), Duluth, Minnesota

http://disneyparks.disney.go.com/blog/2011/12/things-you-might-not-know-about-the-matterhorn-at-disneyland-resort/

New wall decorations at Sven and Ole’s Pizza, Grand Marais, Minnesota

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Cabin 6, Gunflint Lodge, Grand Marais, Minnesota

http://jog.fm/

Mac ‘n Three-Cheese (smoked cheddar, smoked gouda, parmesan and bacon over rigatoni), Clyde Iron Works, Duluth, Minnesota

http://www.startribune.com/local/west/135554893.html

Happy 20th Anniversary, Colleen – Ramsey County Courthouse, Saint Paul, Minnesota

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play…

Schweiter.com screenshot, Sandpoint, Idaho

http://newyork.timeout.com/shopping-style/2324195/most-stylish-new-yorkers-jennifer-scanlan

But I ain’t got no speakers, ain’t got no headphones, ain’t got no records to play…

Table Games Pit, Fortune Bay Resort Casino, Tower, Minnesota

http://www.devastatingexplosions.com/

You stole my soul and that’s a pain I can do without.

http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9RH5SEO1.htm

PLZ HELP!! how do u make ur photoz look old wit those cool borders and shit?!?! im turnin into such a hipsta!!!!!

Dorothy’s Isle of Pines Root Beer, At Sara’s Table Chester Creek Cafe, Duluth, Minnesota

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The bar at the Saint Paul Hotel, Saint Paul, Minnesota

Signs along highway 53 south of Cotton, Minnesota

Please don’t take him just because you can…

Lynn and that French toast (with Lake Superior oatmeal stout beer syrup), At Sara’s Table Chester Creek Cafe, Duluth, Minnesota

Juicy Nookie, Casper & Runyon’s Shamrock, Saint Paul, Minnesota

Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

When I saw Atmosphere’s tweet tonight about the first ever winter show at Red Rocks in Colorado, I was hoping I could figure out a way for kid one and I to go. Google Maps says it’s a 14 hour drive from home and I have relatives that live in Denver now, so that part should hopefully work. Just needed to confirm it was an all-ages show (yes) and if seats were reserved (nope – general admission). When I saw there was a cheaper pre-sale price before the general public on sale tomorrow, I pulled the trigger.

This trip will be a birthday present for both of us. I haven’t had a vacation in almost three years, so I couldn’t be more excited. We’ll also get some bonding time during the MINI road trip through Iowa and Nebraska, along with a day of skiing at an area to be determined (Beaver Creek?).

Kick. Ass.

I don’t show my white dragon to dudes. Yeah. Sorry.

http://www.laphroaig.com/

Saint Paul Hotel, Downtown Saint Paul, Minnesota

Holiday decorations, Allina Medical Clinic, Farmington, Minnesota

You’re all just a bunch of yes elves…

Kid two winter band concert, Deerwood Elementary, Eagan, Minnesota

Swamp witch!

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/08/arts/television/harry-morgan-mash-and-dragnet-actor-dies-at-96.html

I don’t really like people all that much.

Kid two sings the national anthem with Da Capo choir before the Eagan/Wayzata basketball game, Eagan High School

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/04/sports/hockey/derek-boogaard-a-boy-learns-to-brawl.html

Steak and pasta, DeGidio’s Restaurant & Bar, Saint Paul, Minnesota

Kid One Christmas Comic, created using the Halftone iPhone app

That John Denver’s full of shit, man.

I can’t believe I fell for Muppet Man.

Poutine (fries, gravy and cheese curds), Tom Reid’s Hockey City Pub, Saint Paul, Minnesota

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Time and money fixes everything…

Mountain Dew, United Hospital Cafeteria, Saint Paul, Minnesota

Hey, Baby Jesus, do you want to do pilates?

I’ve seen the Exorcist about a 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!

Main Lobby, United Hospital, Saint Paul, Minnesota