Norman
Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?

Dorothy and Toto doll for kid two, Christmas 2011, Eagan, Minnesota
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
I’ve seen the Exorcist about a 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, spill theirs just anywhere, but God loves those who treat their semen with more care.
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.