Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?

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I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative…

There’s no normal life, Wyatt, it’s just life. Get on with it.

Princeton can use a guy like Joel.

Dorothy and Toto doll for kid two, Christmas 2011, Eagan, Minnesota

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In Vegas, everybody’s gotta watch everybody else…

So rong, Earthrings!

Jeff, wives don’t nag anymore. They discuss.

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

That John Denver’s full of shit, man.

I can’t believe I fell for Muppet Man.

I’ve seen the Exorcist about a 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!

I’m only a psychopath on weekdays. And today’s Saturday, so…

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Aha, what’s so special about the cheesemakers?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Driscoll

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, spill theirs just anywhere, but God loves those who treat their semen with more care.

…the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang…

Look, man, I ain’t fallin’ for no banana in my tailpipe!

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.