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Vacation, all I ever wanted. Vacation, had to get away…

— The Go-Gos

Quote posted March 18, 2024


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Now Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep. And Rip Van Winkle fell the hell asleep. And Alice chilling somewhere in Wonderland. Jack’s serving Jill a bucket in his hand. And Jam Master Jay’s making all that sound. The turntables might wobble, but they don’t fall down…

— Peter Piper

Quote posted March 15, 2024


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I’ve hung on, I have edged around this narrow ledge since the day I was born in 1975…

— When Last I Spoke To Carol

Quote posted March 13, 2024


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There were no screams. There was no time. The mountain called Monkey had spoken. There was only fire. And then, nothing…

— Fire Coming Out Of A Monkey’s Head

Quote posted March 9, 2024


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By the time you hear the next pop, the funk shall be within you…

— King Kunta

Quote posted March 3, 2024


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You oughta see your face, you oughta hear your voice. Last time I was here, I wouldn’t turn around…

— This Perfect World

Quote posted March 1, 2024


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I’ve seen the rains of the real world come forward on the plain. I’ve seen the Kansas of your sweet little myth…

— True Dreams of Wichita

Quote posted February 27, 2024


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Have you lost your brain marbles, babe?

— Jeff the Unicorn

Quote posted February 26, 2024


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I was singin’ like a stone in Red Wing, Minnesota. In a bar called Kelly’s right next to the train…

— Kelly’s Bar

Quote posted February 25, 2024


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With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin’ kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round. With this very unpleasin’, sneezin’ and wheezin’ the calliope crashed to the ground…

— Blinded by the Light

Quote posted February 24, 2024


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Think I’d go back to where I’m from, I can stumble out of here. At least in Minnesota, they don’t run and hide this time of year…

— I Remember This Place Being Bigger

Quote posted February 23, 2024


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Good evening. This is your pilot Prince speaking. You are flying aboard the Seduction 747…

— International Lover

Quote posted February 22, 2024


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He was the kind of old-school tech lawyer who didn’t need a LinkedIn profile and was also the kind of clean operator who you couldn’t find on a police blotter or a mug shot site…

— Martin Hench, Red Team Blues

Quote posted February 12, 2024


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The road is narrow and long. When eyes meet eyes and the feeling is strong, I turn away from the wall. I stumble and fall, but I give you it all…

— Woman In Love

Quote posted February 9, 2024


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In the honey time of youth, when the wind had sweet breath. When the rent was way down, I would haul for no man…

— Two Wheeler Four Wheeler

Quote posted February 4, 2024


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…in the city it’s a pity ’cause we just can’t hide. Tinted windows don’t mean nothin’, they know who’s inside…

— It’s Tricky

Quote posted January 30, 2024


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Big bright moon over old St. Paul. Heart and bones. I met you when the apples fell. Heart and bones…

— The Pines

Quote posted January 22, 2024


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Update: Microsoft confirms all of Satya’s apes are gone.

— SwiftOnSecurity

Quote posted January 20, 2024


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Birthday card sticker from Bean Security

Pic posted January 19, 2024

Look at you, girl! You’re still as fine looking as a creme brulee!


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Well, I ain’t on the left. And I ain’t on the right. I ain’t even sure, I got a dog in this fight…

— Shadow People

Quote posted January 17, 2024


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The wind blew some luck in my direction. I caught it in my hands today…

— Moonlight Feels Right

Quote posted January 12, 2024


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I’ve never grown old before. I’m doing it for the first time, and I’m not sure that I’ll do it right…

— Charlie Munger

Quote posted January 6, 2024


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Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving, and revolving at nine hundred miles an hour…

— The Galaxy Song

Quote posted January 3, 2024


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Eddie Rabbitt Suspicions

Pic posted December 28, 2023

“I’m afraid somebody’s gonna steal you away from me…”


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I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

— Clark Griswold

Quote posted December 19, 2023


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