According to reports, I wasn’t exactly myself the first few days in the ICU. Thankfully, some of my supposed quotes were written down:

• “I DO NOT need to be a part of their system.”
• “This is some kind of mad scientist experiment!”
• “Who do you trust? Your dad or *these* people.”
• “Happy dancing widow, happy dancing widow…“

There was also a reported exchange with Colleen about my favorite Prince song (“You *might* be right.”).

Sigh.