Update: Microsoft confirms all of Satya’s apes are gone.
— SwiftOnSecurity
Look at you, girl! You’re still as fine looking as a creme brulee!
Well, I ain’t on the left. And I ain’t on the right. I ain’t even sure, I got a dog in this fight…
— Shadow People
The wind blew some luck in my direction. I caught it in my hands today…
— Moonlight Feels Right
I’ve never grown old before. I’m doing it for the first time, and I’m not sure that I’ll do it right…
— Charlie Munger
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving, and revolving at nine hundred miles an hour…
— The Galaxy Song
I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
— Clark Griswold
Why then the world’s mine oyster, which I with sword will open…
— The Merry Wives of Windsor
Stay for just a while. Stay and let me look at you. It’s been so long, I hardly knew you…
— Neil Diamond
…no longer will those old double standards be accepted by the women of today. So when you think you’re foolin’ her, she just might be foolin’ you. Remember if you can do it, she can too…
— A Woman Needs Love (Just Like You Do)
I’m a pig meat man. I like bacon and ham, with toast and jam…
— Lyle Lovett
Every night when the sun goes down. Just another lonely boy in town. And she’s out runnin’ ’round…
— Tequila Sunrise
I say do whatever we want. Wear lingerie to a restaurant. Police ain’t got no gun. You don’t have to run…
— D.M.S.R.
Don’t try to give her that worn out excuse about being tired and working late…
— A Woman Needs Love (Just Like You Do)
My brothers’ lives were different, for they heard another call. One went to Chicago and the other to Saint Paul…
— Leader of the Band
Yeah, I’m so damn grateful. I grew up really wanting gold fronts, but that’s what you get when Wu-Tang raised you…
— Can’t Hold Us
Now, when your hands get dirty, nobody knows you at all. Don’t have a window to slip out of. Lights on, nobody home…
— Swamp
Yo VIP, let’s kick it…
— Ice Ice Baby
I need a cigarette. Those fuckers talked over my whole set. But I don’t have any time to reflect, I gotta sell some shirts to try and make the rent…
— used 2 be a romantic
The fans get up and they get out of town. The arena is empty, except for one man. Still driving and striving as fast as he can…
— The Distance
Can’t stop what’s coming, can’t stop what is on its way…
— Bells for Her
Pearl Jam is an American treasure, and we must protect them with our lives. Cobain, Weiland, Cornell, Hoon, Staley, all gone. Never again will there be a show from Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, Blind Melon or Alice in Chains. Therefore, every chance we get to see Pearl Jam we have to take it…
— Tom Lord, Pulltab Sports
Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say “let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say.” Well, you’re dead now, so shut up…
— Grim Reaper
Just move yourself and glide like a 747, and lose yourself in the sky. Among the clouds in the heavens…
— Earth, Wind and Fire