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Dozier’s HR record is the only good thing going for the Twins and they pinch hit for him in the 9th last two games I attended

Lame: local golf courses jacking prices up during Ryder Cup week – way up in some cases

Arrived at Twins game with a ticket, leaving with free: hat, sweatshirt, $20 gift card to Hot Indian and $25 @ Treasure Island

Every upgrade today FUBAR: 10.12, Tweetbot, iPhone 7 Plus, iOS10, Windows 10 Anniversary Update, AutoCAD 17 LT

Funny how the “quick stop at Grumpy’s” turned into three hours – happy birthday, Leo 🎉

So if I was a drunk guy walking off with a heavy $2000 ticket scanner, where would I dump it?

Home team wins, plus I got to meet Benchwarmer Bob, Jordin Sparks and the owner of First Avenue all in one day

Nicely done 💜

My eye won’t stop twitching – must be game day