$116 progressive jackpot on a 0.38 bet

Ultra Hard, Two Dots

Could be a 50-cent life changer

Two Dots (and their artists) rock

We heard a creak in the cursed corridor

Go Squad (XGMN19)

XGMN19 – now with e-sports

Thanks a lot, Stompy

Still under 15K hours later

Hide yourself until dawn…

Don’t think we’ve peaked

Just *once* I’d like something other than the smallest one, Stompy…

Hold your horses

…now let’s go home

Scary-ass IGT slot monkeys @ Grand Portage

Two Dots has the best art and design

Best iOS game ever

Not my favorite section

But still surprisingly low for how late I was starting on the west coast

Slot holds are rough on the Strip

Not much return on a 2.50 bet

Not as good as 112th, but I’m happy

FINALLY

Those levels were interesting

Keepin’ It Real Hot

Back at the end again

Best iOS game ever?

Surprise Keepin’ It Hot progressive

Keep your feet dry

Bet a nickel to win $400

Need more winners

Thought it was a sticker (and/or extra lucky), but that was not the case

Nine ball is still my fave

That bunch took a while

That would’ve been a true Grand Casino Story, no?

If he would’ve been an orchid, that would’ve been $2600

More levels to come…

Snow/cold days = perfect for Kingdom Hearts III (but still have meetings, a concert and Twins ticket group draft before I can start…

That was a tough one

Limited Christmas casino money went a long way

Kids these days don’t let their elders win nothing

Plenty of levels to get three stars on, though

Wish I could transfer credits

Best iOS game ever, no?

End of the road again

Lots of ink, but no winners

I think this is about as good as I get (pre- or post-incident)

And I even left with most of it – thanks, Mystic Lake

Level 1710, Two Dots

None to be found on this trip

Liked this game a lot

Keepin’ It Hot @ Mystic (after REO Speedwagon)

…although I still technically need to clear 1685

Back at the end of the Two Dots road again

…along with four of her friends

Also Keepin’ It Hot, babies and FU ?

For the longest time, I’ve had this image of a video game in my mind that I thought was a metaphor for life. It was a racing game that used forced perspective, with the road stretching to the horizon and an endless supply of other cars coming at you that you needed to avoid and pass. I got really good at the game, basically being able to play non-stop, never losing and only quitting when I got bored. Pass, pass, pass…run up the score.

Today I thought I’d research this game, always thinking it was Enduro by Activision. I never had an Atari 2600, though, so if this is the game, I must’ve played it at a friend’s house (I seem to recall using the “paddle” controllers for it). I had a number of Intellivision driving games (Auto Racing, Bump ‘n’ Jump, Triple Action), but none of them fit the look and feel model I’m thinking about…

https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-an-ex-cop-rigged-mcdonalds-monopoly-game-and-stole-millions?source=twitter&via=mobile

Bad streak or hold adjustment?

At least I beat her on one of them

My alternative to Orchid

Still cheaper than Hinckley

Donkey Kong Country sure seemed prettier back then

Didn’t know if I’d ever make it to the end (more levels coming soon)

Something tells me these aren’t NFL approved

I wish these were easier to win

Stupid time sucks…

The throw-back games wall @ Hot Plate

Two Dots is just as bad as Candy Crush

Billy Mitchell Pac Man Minnesota Lottery promotion @ MoA