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Wonka @ The Riverview Theater ✅

Pic posted January 1, 2024

I was skeptical, but kept hearing good things. Solid.


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🫡 Sometimes it Snows in April ☔️

Posted December 29, 2023

The phrase has become a cliché in Minnesota, but I still think the namesake song is one of the prettiest that Prince ever produced.


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Sometimes it’s impossible to stay positive when everyone sucks so hard…

— South Park Influencer

Quote posted December 27, 2023


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The Return of Christmas Grogu

Pic posted December 26, 2023

Continued strong work by the Topps SWCT team


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Survivor S45 ✅

Pic posted December 20, 2023

Another season of guilty pleasure – thanks, Probst!


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I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

— Clark Griswold

Quote posted December 19, 2023


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Third Man Records Nashville ✅

Pic posted December 12, 2023

Not a very big store, but so much unique stuff 💯


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2023 British Arrows Awards 🇬🇧

Pic posted December 3, 2023

This was a good edition – missed you, MK


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RIP Marty Krofft, 1937-2023

Pic posted November 26, 2023

Witchiepoo from H.R. Pufnstuf


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Ahsoka S1 ✅

Pic posted November 25, 2023

Didn’t like this one as much as some of the others, but still glad they are making these


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Trolls Band Together ✅

Pic posted November 25, 2023

MK took us all to see the latest in her favorite franchise on Thanksgiving morning @ Alamo Woodbury


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Nick Lowe and Los Straitjackets @ Turf Club ✅

Pic posted November 19, 2023

Keeping Saint Paul boring, one show at a time


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KAT atop First Ave

Pic posted November 17, 2023

Not a big fan of billboards, but the ones that First Avenue gets are usually pretty awesome


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The Sandman Cometh to Minny

Pic posted November 13, 2023

Small McDonald’s French Fries Yummy 💫


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Lovin’ You by Minnie Riperton

Pic posted November 8, 2023

“Riperton’s vocals span from C♯4 to F♯6 (277–1480 Hz)” – no wonder Richard Stamos couldn’t hit that note


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Happy Trolls Day to those who celebrate

Pic posted November 4, 2023

I know one person who is mega-obsessed 🧌


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Now we are ready to roll

Pic posted October 10, 2023

Are naked laptops really laptops?


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Futurama S11 ✅

Pic posted October 4, 2023

It had some good moments, but this season was a little bit too much hit and miss for me


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Yo VIP, let’s kick it…

— Ice Ice Baby

Quote posted September 28, 2023


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Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say “let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say.” Well, you’re dead now, so shut up…

— Grim Reaper

Quote posted September 3, 2023


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Uncle What Now?

Pic posted August 24, 2023

How did I never see this before?
#ClownHistory #UNCLE O’GRIMACEY™


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Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to? For the price of a dime, I can always turn to you…

— Tommy Tutone

Quote posted August 18, 2023


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Keepin’ it classy, Columbia

Pic posted August 12, 2023

Schwetty Balls: The HOTTEST BALLS in Golf!


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I don’t make monkeys, I just train ’em…

— Pee-wee Herman 💜

Quote posted July 31, 2023


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🫡 The year 1946

Posted July 26, 2023

Yesterday I learned my dad was born the same year as Bush, Clinton, Trump, Cher and Dolly Parton (whose birthday is also January 19th)


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