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T.C.’s Rap

Posted Tuesday, August 11th, 2020 10:26 am GMT -5 in Friends,Music,Quotes at 10:26 AM

This here rap’s about the true confession. If you listen close you about to learn a lesson. You must know failure before success…

Originally published by DK on August 11, 2020 at 10:26 am

Don McLean

Posted Tuesday, August 4th, 2020 08:19 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 8:19 PM

I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck, with a pink carnation and a pickup truck. But I knew I was out of luck, the day the music died…

Originally published by DK on August 4, 2020 at 8:19 pm

Ron Burgundy

Posted Saturday, July 18th, 2020 06:50 pm GMT -5 in Movies,Quotes at 6:50 PM

You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Originally published by DK on July 18, 2020 at 6:50 pm

A Fistful of Dollars

Posted Thursday, July 9th, 2020 07:14 pm GMT -5 in Movies,Quotes at 7:14 PM

My mistake. Four coffins.

Originally published by DK on July 9, 2020 at 7:14 pm

Big River – Johnny Cash

Posted Sunday, July 5th, 2020 02:17 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 2:17 PM

I met her accidentally in St. Paul (Minnesota). And it tore me up every time I heard her drawl, Southern drawl…

Originally published by DK on July 5, 2020 at 2:17 pm

Michael Osterholm, PhD, MPH

Posted Tuesday, June 9th, 2020 09:45 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Science at 9:45 PM

Right now, among those people who we see having severe disease under age 55, obesity is the number one risk factor for [COVID-19]…

Originally published by DK on June 9, 2020 at 9:45 pm

Five Man Electrical Band

Posted Monday, June 8th, 2020 04:47 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 4:47 PM

And the sign said anybody caught trespassin’ would be shot on sight. So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house, “Hey! What gives you the right?”

Originally published by DK on June 8, 2020 at 4:47 pm

Michael Jordan

Posted Thursday, June 4th, 2020 10:55 pm GMT -5 in Golf,Quotes,Sports at 10:55 PM

I’ve loved Shadow Creek since the first time I played it and I’ve played it over 100 times but can’t say I’ve mastered it…

Originally published by DK on June 4, 2020 at 10:55 pm

Atmosphere

Posted Monday, June 1st, 2020 07:41 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 7:41 PM

I’ve gotten love, I’ve gotten drunk, I’ve gotten beat up in that parking lot. I’ve had my Lake Street pride for three decades. These alleyways, and these streetlights have seen my best days. Before I was a germ learning how to misbehave, all the way to the grave, south side is my resting place…

Originally published by DK on June 1, 2020 at 7:41 pm

Out of My Mind

Posted Monday, May 25th, 2020 09:55 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 9:55 PM

She’s long gone, but her perfume still lingers. Nothing but trouble, but I guess that figures…

Originally published by DK on May 25, 2020 at 9:55 pm

I Threw It On The Ground

Posted Wednesday, May 20th, 2020 11:08 am GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 11:08 AM

Welcome to the real world, jackass!

Originally published by DK on May 20, 2020 at 11:08 am

Prince, 1985

Posted Thursday, May 14th, 2020 11:38 pm GMT -5 in Concerts,Music,Quotes at 11:38 PM

I’d like to take you to my house. It’s a purple house. Would you like to go?

Originally published by DK on May 14, 2020 at 11:38 pm

North Dakota

Posted Saturday, May 9th, 2020 04:40 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 4:40 PM

So I drank myself some whisky, and I dreamed I was a cowboy, and I rode across the border…

Originally published by DK on May 9, 2020 at 4:40 pm

Solomon

Posted Wednesday, April 29th, 2020 10:02 pm GMT -5 in Pop Culture,Quotes,Television at 10:02 PM

Every human relationship can be adjusted with the right amount of money…

Originally published by DK on April 29, 2020 at 10:02 pm

Rhinestone Cowboy

Posted Friday, April 24th, 2020 07:21 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 7:21 PM

I’ve been walkin’ these streets so long, singin’ the same old song. I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway, where hustle’s the name of the game…

Originally published by DK on April 24, 2020 at 7:21 pm

Zager & Evans

Posted Friday, April 17th, 2020 07:21 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 7:21 PM

In the year 2525, if man is still alive, if woman can survive, they may find…

Originally published by DK on April 17, 2020 at 7:21 pm

Comfortably Numb

Posted Wednesday, April 15th, 2020 01:07 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 1:07 PM

Come on now, I hear you’re feeling down. Well, I can ease your pain and get you on your feet again. Relax, I’ll need some information first. Just the basic facts. Can you show me where it hurts?

Originally published by DK on April 15, 2020 at 1:07 pm

Chicago

Posted Sunday, April 5th, 2020 09:50 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 9:50 AM

Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

Originally published by DK on April 5, 2020 at 9:50 am

Gimme All Your Lovin’

Posted Sunday, March 29th, 2020 10:07 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 10:07 PM

You got to whip it up and hit me like a ton of lead. If I blow my top, will you let it go to your head?

Originally published by DK on March 29, 2020 at 10:07 pm

Putney Swope

Posted Friday, March 20th, 2020 06:36 pm GMT -5 in Movies,Quotes at 6:36 PM

And that’s why you get less money, you don’t think…

Originally published by DK on March 20, 2020 at 6:36 pm

Whiskey Bottle

Posted Monday, March 9th, 2020 02:41 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 2:41 PM

Persuaded, paraded, inebriated, and down…

Originally published by DK on March 9, 2020 at 2:41 pm

Hide and Seek

Posted Wednesday, March 4th, 2020 11:30 pm GMT -5 in Concerts,Music,Quotes at 11:30 PM

Hope you find it in everything, everything that you see…

Originally published by DK on March 4, 2020 at 11:30 pm

Bosch

Posted Monday, February 24th, 2020 08:21 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 8:21 PM

Everybody counts or nobody counts…

Originally published by DK on February 24, 2020 at 8:21 pm

Our Town

Posted Tuesday, February 18th, 2020 11:02 pm GMT -5 in Family,Music,Personal,Quotes at 11:02 PM

I buried my Mama and I buried my Pa. They sleep up the street beside that pretty brick wall. I bring them flowers about every day. But I just gotta cry when I think what they’d say…

Originally published by DK on February 18, 2020 at 11:02 pm

Howard Carter (via Kryptos)

Posted Thursday, February 6th, 2020 10:55 am GMT -5 in History,Quotes at 10:55 AM

Slowly, desparatly slowly, the remains of passage debris that encumbered the lower part of the doorway was removed. With trembling hands I made a tiny breach in the upper left-hand corner. And then, widening the hole a little, I inserted the candle and peered in. The hot air escaping from the chamber caused the flame to flicker, but presently details of the room within emerged from the mist…

Originally published by DK on February 6, 2020 at 10:55 am

Who Gon Stop Me

Posted Tuesday, January 28th, 2020 07:46 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 7:46 AM

That’s pig-Latin, itch-bay…

Originally published by DK on January 28, 2020 at 7:46 am

Andy

Posted Friday, January 17th, 2020 08:49 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Reading at 8:49 PM

I wish I could. I actually have a fair amount of anxiety in claustrophobic spaces. Ever since my injury, I don’t do well with tight spots…

Originally published by DK on January 17, 2020 at 8:49 pm

Wild World

Posted Tuesday, January 14th, 2020 10:50 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 10:50 PM

But if you want to leave, take good care. Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there…

Originally published by DK on January 14, 2020 at 10:50 pm

Environment Canada

Posted Saturday, January 11th, 2020 07:46 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Travel,Weather at 7:46 PM

Temperatures will plummet to values not seen in years…

Originally published by DK on January 11, 2020 at 7:46 pm

Bloodshot Eyes

Posted Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 05:54 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 5:54 PM

I went to the mountains, I thought it might help. I wrote some songs, but they were shitty as hell…

Originally published by DK on December 31, 2019 at 5:54 pm

The Child

Posted Monday, December 16th, 2019 09:35 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 9:35 PM

Baby Groot, do me a favor. Keep my name out of your little tree mouth, before I snap you like a twig…

Originally published by DK on December 16, 2019 at 9:35 pm

Brad Hall

Posted Sunday, December 8th, 2019 08:13 pm GMT -5 in Food,Quotes at 8:13 PM

The old joke in the neighborhood is the first three words children learn were mommy, daddy, and Cecil’s…

Originally published by DK on December 8, 2019 at 8:13 pm

Bruce McCulloch

Posted Wednesday, December 4th, 2019 08:19 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 8:19 PM

Dave Jadisky, man this cat can swing. He weighs almost 50 pounds and he delivers my paper on time…

Originally published by DK on December 4, 2019 at 8:19 pm

Ghost Host

Posted Sunday, November 24th, 2019 12:22 pm GMT -5 in Disney,Pop Culture,Quotes at 12:22 PM

Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis…

Originally published by DK on November 24, 2019 at 12:22 pm

Wishing Well

Posted Sunday, November 10th, 2019 11:03 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 11:03 PM

Now we’re not so young, seems our wishing well’s gone dry…

Originally published by DK on November 10, 2019 at 11:03 pm

Corey Kitzmann

Posted Wednesday, October 23rd, 2019 01:15 pm GMT -5 in Personal,Quotes,Sports at 1:15 PM

I’m not sure there is a better place in the entire world to reflect on life than in a boat on Lake Vermilion…

Originally published by DK on October 23, 2019 at 1:15 pm

Corey Flood

Posted Monday, October 14th, 2019 01:40 pm GMT -5 in Movies,Pop Culture,Quotes at 1:40 PM

The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don’t be a guy…

Originally published by DK on October 14, 2019 at 1:40 pm

Sophia Eris

Posted Monday, October 7th, 2019 10:34 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 10:34 PM

We got there at 6:45. Early. Got to the gate, we’re like, ‘Hi, we’re The Chalice.’ Security’s like, ‘The gate will open at 7.’ Like some Willy Wonka shit…

Originally published by DK on October 7, 2019 at 10:34 pm

Shane Koyczan

Posted Tuesday, October 1st, 2019 10:52 pm GMT -5 in Concerts,Personal,Quotes at 10:52 PM

If you can’t see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror…

Originally published by DK on October 1, 2019 at 10:52 pm

Threw it on the Ground

Posted Saturday, September 21st, 2019 01:47 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 1:47 PM

I ain’t gonna be part of your system, man! Pump that garbage in another man’s veins…

Originally published by DK on September 21, 2019 at 1:47 pm

Hello Again

Posted Sunday, September 15th, 2019 10:51 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 10:51 PM

You want to feel electric, you want to feel loose. You want to be eclectic, you want to call a truce…

Originally published by DK on September 15, 2019 at 10:51 pm

Baby Hold On

Posted Friday, September 13th, 2019 10:30 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 10:30 AM

Whatever will be, will be. The future is ours to see…

Originally published by DK on September 13, 2019 at 10:30 am

The Fool on the Hill

Posted Thursday, September 12th, 2019 09:05 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 9:05 AM

Day after day, alone on a hill. The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still…

Originally published by DK on September 12, 2019 at 9:05 am

Professor Booty

Posted Monday, September 9th, 2019 08:13 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 8:13 AM

I’m in the pocket just like Grady Tate, got supplies of beats so you don’t have to wait. ‘Cause I’m the master blaster, drinking up the Shasta…

Originally published by DK on September 9, 2019 at 8:13 am

Maneater

Posted Thursday, August 29th, 2019 01:01 pm GMT -5 in Concerts,Music,Quotes at 1:01 PM

She’ll only come out at night, the lean and hungry type. Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before…

Originally published by DK on August 29, 2019 at 1:01 pm

Vincent Vega

Posted Friday, August 16th, 2019 09:07 am GMT -5 in Movies,Quotes at 9:07 AM

Jules, you give that fucking nimrod $1,500, I’ll shoot him on general principle…

Originally published by DK on August 16, 2019 at 9:07 am

Manic Monday

Posted Monday, August 12th, 2019 08:17 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 8:17 PM

These are the days when you wish your bed was already made…

Originally published by DK on August 12, 2019 at 8:17 pm

Jules Winnfield

Posted Monday, August 5th, 2019 06:05 pm GMT -5 in Movies,Quotes at 6:05 PM

The truth is you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be the shepherd…

Originally published by DK on August 5, 2019 at 6:05 pm

The Metal

Posted Thursday, August 1st, 2019 06:39 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 6:39 PM

New-wave tried to destroy the metal, but the metal had its way. Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal was in the way. Punk-rock tried to destroy the metal, but metal was much too strong. Techno tried to defile the metal, but techno was proven wrong…

Originally published by DK on August 1, 2019 at 6:39 pm

Handle With Care

Posted Friday, July 26th, 2019 12:12 am GMT -5 in Concerts,Music,Quotes at 12:12 AM

Been stuck in airports, terrorized. Sent to meetings, hypnotized. Overexposed, commercialized…

Originally published by DK on July 26, 2019 at 12:12 am

C’mon, Atmosphere

Posted Thursday, July 25th, 2019 05:08 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 5:08 PM

Hey policeman don’t bother, even as a kid I only played robbers and robbers…

Originally published by DK on July 25, 2019 at 5:08 pm

Larry (and Robert)

Posted Sunday, July 21st, 2019 10:44 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 10:44 PM

So much is said in silence…

Originally published by DK on July 21, 2019 at 10:44 pm

The Elders

Posted Saturday, July 20th, 2019 10:00 pm GMT -5 in History,Politics,Quotes at 10:00 PM

The justification of discrimination against women and girls on grounds of religion or tradition, as if it were prescribed by a Higher Authority, is unacceptable.

Originally published by DK on July 20, 2019 at 10:00 pm

Elron McKenzie

Posted Friday, July 12th, 2019 01:54 pm GMT -5 in Music,Pop Culture,Quotes at 1:54 PM

In a few minutes I’ll be giving my sermon. My topic today is: don’t kill bugs…

Originally published by DK on July 12, 2019 at 1:54 pm

Artie

Posted Wednesday, July 10th, 2019 10:29 am GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 10:29 AM

It’s scotch whisky… Glenlivet, single malt. When you die, you’ll go to heaven, say hello to God; and when God says hello to you, this is what you’ll smell on his breath…

Originally published by DK on July 10, 2019 at 10:29 am

Mike

Posted Tuesday, July 9th, 2019 09:50 am GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 9:50 AM

He’s just some angry old man who hates joy…

Originally published by DK on July 9, 2019 at 9:50 am

Warren Zevon

Posted Sunday, July 7th, 2019 01:48 pm GMT -5 in Concerts,Music,Quotes at 1:48 PM

Shadows are falling and I’m running out of breath. Keep me in your heart for awhile…

Originally published by DK on July 7, 2019 at 1:48 pm

Threw It On the Ground

Posted Sunday, June 30th, 2019 06:54 pm GMT -5 in Music,Pop Culture,Quotes,Television at 6:54 PM

What, you think I’m stupid? I’m not a part of your system. My dad’s not a phone, duh!

Originally published by DK on June 30, 2019 at 6:54 pm

Breakdown

Posted Tuesday, June 18th, 2019 04:03 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 4:03 PM

There is no sense in pretending. Your eyes give you away. Something inside you is feeling like I do. We’ve said all there is to say…

Originally published by DK on June 18, 2019 at 4:03 pm

Dance On

Posted Friday, June 14th, 2019 10:46 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 10:46 AM

Get off me, punk! U ain’t sexy…

Originally published by DK on June 14, 2019 at 10:46 am

The Night Tripper

Posted Friday, June 7th, 2019 09:50 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 9:50 PM

I been running trying to get hung up in my mind. Got to give myself a good talking-to this time. Just need a little brain salad surgery, got to cure my insecurity…

Originally published by DK on June 7, 2019 at 9:50 pm

The Kinks

Posted Tuesday, June 4th, 2019 05:14 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 5:14 PM

Lyin’ awake in a cold, cold sweat, Am I overdrawn, am I going in debt? It gets worse, the older that you get…

Originally published by DK on June 4, 2019 at 5:14 pm

John Denver

Posted Sunday, May 26th, 2019 11:55 am GMT -5 in Music,Personal,Quotes at 11:55 AM

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy, sunshine in my eyes can make me cry…

Originally published by DK on May 26, 2019 at 11:55 am

Morrissey

Posted Saturday, May 25th, 2019 02:00 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 2:00 AM

As the workers stay enslaved, I spent the day in bed. I’m not my type, but I love my bed…

Originally published by DK on May 25, 2019 at 2:00 am

You Were Meant For Me

Posted Sunday, May 19th, 2019 06:01 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 6:01 AM

I hear the clock, it’s six a.m. I feel so far from where I’ve been. I got my eggs and my pancakes too. I got my maple syrup, everything but you…

Originally published by DK on May 19, 2019 at 6:01 am

Run-D.M.C.

Posted Thursday, May 9th, 2019 10:30 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 10:30 PM

Talking is the one thing, that you can do best. You told the cavity creeps, to watch out for Crest. You never have the story, right and exact. And then you always try to bore me, with your yakkity yak…

Originally published by DK on May 9, 2019 at 10:30 pm

@dasharez0ne

Posted Tuesday, May 7th, 2019 02:30 pm GMT -5 in Pop Culture,Quotes at 2:30 PM

IF IT SUCKS…HIT DA BRICKS!!

Originally published by DK on May 7, 2019 at 2:30 pm

Leia

Posted Friday, May 3rd, 2019 11:00 am GMT -5 in Movies,Quotes at 11:00 AM

I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee…

Originally published by DK on May 3, 2019 at 11:00 am

Tormund

Posted Monday, April 22nd, 2019 04:20 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 4:20 PM

The big woman still here?

Originally published by DK on April 22, 2019 at 4:20 pm

The Oak Ridge Boys

Posted Thursday, April 18th, 2019 11:06 pm GMT -5 in Casinos,Concerts,Music,Nature,Quotes at 11:06 PM

Don’t wanna be buried in debt or in sin, so we pray to Jesus and we play the lotto…

Originally published by DK on April 18, 2019 at 11:06 pm
 

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