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Wilco HQ

Posted Tuesday, May 11th, 2021 11:15 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 11:15 AM

Maybe all I need is a Shot In The Arm…

Originally published by DK on May 11, 2021 at 11:15 am

Tubthumping

Posted Wednesday, May 5th, 2021 11:06 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 11:06 AM

He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink…

Originally published by DK on May 5, 2021 at 11:06 am

Unknown Legend

Posted Saturday, May 1st, 2021 07:37 pm GMT -5 in Movies,Music,Quotes at 7:37 PM

She used to work in a diner, never saw a woman look finer. I used to order just to watch her float across the floor…

Originally published by DK on May 1, 2021 at 7:37 pm

Humpty Dance

Posted Friday, April 23rd, 2021 10:33 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 10:33 AM

I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I’m spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy…

Originally published by DK on April 23, 2021 at 10:33 am

Fred Jones Part 2

Posted Saturday, April 17th, 2021 10:07 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 10:07 PM

Fred sits alone at his desk in the dark. There’s an awkward young shadow that waits in the hall…

Originally published by DK on April 17, 2021 at 10:07 pm

The Muppet Show Theme

Posted Sunday, April 4th, 2021 07:49 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes,Television at 7:49 PM

It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights. It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight…

Originally published by DK on April 4, 2021 at 7:49 pm

Lucille Bluth

Posted Thursday, March 25th, 2021 05:14 pm GMT -5 in Pop Culture,Quotes,Television at 5:14 PM

Here’s some money. Go see a Star War.

Originally published by DK on March 25, 2021 at 5:14 pm

Jay Roach, Barry S2 E7

Posted Sunday, March 21st, 2021 04:55 pm GMT -5 in Pop Culture,Quotes,Television at 4:55 PM

Wow. He did not give a fuck. What’s his name again?

Originally published by DK on March 21, 2021 at 4:55 pm

Jeremy

Posted Sunday, March 14th, 2021 09:23 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 9:23 PM

Lemon yellow sun, arms raised in a V, and the dead lay in pools of maroon below…

Originally published by DK on March 14, 2021 at 9:23 pm

Alfie Solomons

Posted Sunday, March 7th, 2021 08:43 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 8:43 PM

You’re a bit of a failure, aren’t you? You come all the way over here in this country to kill Tommy Shelby, but…I mean, well, he’s not dead, is he?

Originally published by DK on March 7, 2021 at 8:43 pm

Piano Man

Posted Sunday, February 21st, 2021 01:24 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 1:24 PM

Now Paul is a real estate novelist, who never had time for a wife. And he’s talkin’ with Davy, who’s still in the Navy, and probably will be for life…

Originally published by DK on February 21, 2021 at 1:24 pm

Vincent (Starry, Starry Night)

Posted Wednesday, February 10th, 2021 11:32 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 11:32 PM

Shadows on the hills. Sketch the trees and the daffodils. Catch the breeze and the winter chills. In colors on the snowy linen land…

Originally published by DK on February 10, 2021 at 11:32 pm

Bean

Posted Monday, January 18th, 2021 08:20 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 8:20 PM

Man, after-work drinks taste so much better than instead-of-work drinks…

Originally published by DK on January 18, 2021 at 8:20 pm

Steve Hill

Posted Monday, January 11th, 2021 12:42 pm GMT -5 in Business,Quotes at 12:42 PM

I’m optimistic, and I’m really looking forward to World of Concrete in June…

Originally published by DK on January 11, 2021 at 12:42 pm

The Economist

Posted Thursday, January 7th, 2021 10:14 am GMT -5 in History,Politics,Quotes at 10:14 AM

When he entered office four years ago, Republicans controlled the White House and both chambers of Congress; when he leaves, Democrats will hold all three. The last time that happened was 1892…

Originally published by DK on January 7, 2021 at 10:14 am

She’s Crafty

Posted Wednesday, December 30th, 2020 08:30 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 8:30 AM

The girl is crafty – she knows all the moves. I started playing records – she knew all the grooves…

Originally published by DK on December 30, 2020 at 8:30 am

Jonesy

Posted Saturday, December 26th, 2020 01:38 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 1:38 PM

Did you know that China’s having a shortage of ninjas?

Originally published by DK on December 26, 2020 at 1:38 pm

The Tempest

Posted Monday, December 21st, 2020 10:59 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Reading at 10:59 PM

Hell is empty and all the devils are here…

Originally published by DK on December 21, 2020 at 10:59 pm

Snow Miser

Posted Friday, December 11th, 2020 08:35 pm GMT -5 in Holidays,Quotes,Television at 8:35 PM

I’m Mister White Christmas, I’m Mister Snow. I’m Mister Icicle, I’m Mister Ten Below…

Originally published by DK on December 11, 2020 at 8:35 pm

Louie Pasteur

Posted Monday, November 30th, 2020 10:08 am GMT -5 in Quotes,Science at 10:08 AM

Chance favors the prepared mind

Originally published by DK on November 30, 2020 at 10:08 am

Peaceful Valley, Charlie Parr

Posted Thursday, November 26th, 2020 07:51 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 7:51 PM

If anybody stops by, I’ll cut out all the lights and hide in the can until they go away. I got 5 phones, but none of ’em is hooked up, and I wouldn’t answer them if they were…

Originally published by DK on November 26, 2020 at 7:51 pm

Maggie May

Posted Friday, November 13th, 2020 02:27 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 2:27 PM

Oh Maggie, I wish I’d never seen your face. You made a first-class fool out of me, but I’m as blind as a fool can be. You stole my heart, but I love you anyway…

Originally published by DK on November 13, 2020 at 2:27 pm

Major Tom

Posted Wednesday, October 28th, 2020 08:56 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 8:56 AM

Standing there alone, the ship is waiting. All systems are go, “Are you sure?” Control is not convinced, but the computer has the evidence. No need to abort, the countdown starts…

Originally published by DK on October 28, 2020 at 8:56 am

Jim Scott

Posted Monday, October 19th, 2020 11:04 am GMT -5 in History,Music,Quotes at 11:04 AM

We would have to have 6 oz. Coca-Cola in the studio. When they were working on the Traveling Wilburys’ first album, Roy told Tom that the sugar and the syrup put just a little smooth on your voice…

Originally published by DK on October 19, 2020 at 11:04 am

Another Brick In The Wall (Part III)

Posted Friday, October 16th, 2020 05:41 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 5:41 PM

I don’t need no arms around me. And I don’t need no drugs to calm me. I have seen the writing on the wall. Don’t think I need anything at all…

Originally published by DK on October 16, 2020 at 5:41 pm

@officialmcafee

Posted Tuesday, October 6th, 2020 10:49 am GMT -5 in News,Quotes at 10:49 AM

Iconoclast. Lover of women, adventure and mystery. Founder of McAfee Anti-virus

Originally published by DK on October 6, 2020 at 10:49 am

Moira Rose

Posted Sunday, October 4th, 2020 10:47 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes,Television at 10:47 PM

Ronnie, gentle reminder, the line has been changed to I want to KISS you like an animal…

Originally published by DK on October 4, 2020 at 10:47 pm

Meat Loaf

Posted Monday, September 28th, 2020 12:06 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 12:06 PM

So now I’m praying for the end of time. To hurry up and arrive. ‘Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you, I don’t think that I can really survive…

Originally published by DK on September 28, 2020 at 12:06 pm

RBG

Posted Sunday, September 20th, 2020 04:56 pm GMT -5 in History,Politics,Quotes at 4:56 PM

What’s the difference between a bookkeeper in the garment district and a Supreme Court justice? One generation.

Originally published by DK on September 20, 2020 at 4:56 pm

Crawling Back to You

Posted Thursday, September 17th, 2020 08:11 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 8:11 PM

I’m so tired of being tired. Sure as night will follow day, most things I worry about, never happen anyway…

Originally published by DK on September 17, 2020 at 8:11 pm

Moira Rose

Posted Friday, September 11th, 2020 10:22 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 10:22 PM

Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to just hang up…

Originally published by DK on September 11, 2020 at 10:22 pm

Alexis Rose

Posted Monday, August 31st, 2020 10:43 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 10:43 PM

Trust me, people aren’t thinking about you the way that you’re thinking about you…

Originally published by DK on August 31, 2020 at 10:43 pm

Darth Vader

Posted Saturday, August 29th, 2020 08:33 pm GMT -5 in Movies,Quotes at 8:33 PM

You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!

Originally published by DK on August 29, 2020 at 8:33 pm

The Economist

Posted Monday, August 24th, 2020 05:12 pm GMT -5 in News,Quotes,Reading at 5:12 PM

Published since September 1843 to take part in a severe contest between intelligence, which presses forward, and an unworthy, timid ignorance obstructing our progress…

Originally published by DK on August 24, 2020 at 5:12 pm

Ski Bum

Posted Wednesday, August 19th, 2020 08:01 pm GMT -5 in Business,Quotes,Skiing at 8:01 PM

Pros: Comped soup, and lift tickets. Cons: They got rid of the soup

Originally published by DK on August 19, 2020 at 8:01 pm

Bret Stephens

Posted Tuesday, August 18th, 2020 09:21 am GMT -5 in History,Politics,Quotes at 9:21 AM

Joe Biden is the Democratic equivalent of George H.W. Bush — another ambitious vice president who believed in loyalty and decency more than in any particular set of ideas…

Originally published by DK on August 18, 2020 at 9:21 am

T.C.’s Rap

Posted Tuesday, August 11th, 2020 10:26 am GMT -5 in Friends,Music,Quotes at 10:26 AM

This here rap’s about the true confession. If you listen close you about to learn a lesson. You must know failure before success…

Originally published by DK on August 11, 2020 at 10:26 am

Don McLean

Posted Tuesday, August 4th, 2020 08:19 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 8:19 PM

I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck, with a pink carnation and a pickup truck. But I knew I was out of luck, the day the music died…

Originally published by DK on August 4, 2020 at 8:19 pm

Ron Burgundy

Posted Saturday, July 18th, 2020 06:50 pm GMT -5 in Movies,Quotes at 6:50 PM

You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Originally published by DK on July 18, 2020 at 6:50 pm

A Fistful of Dollars

Posted Thursday, July 9th, 2020 07:14 pm GMT -5 in Movies,Quotes at 7:14 PM

My mistake. Four coffins.

Originally published by DK on July 9, 2020 at 7:14 pm

Big River – Johnny Cash

Posted Sunday, July 5th, 2020 02:17 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 2:17 PM

I met her accidentally in St. Paul (Minnesota). And it tore me up every time I heard her drawl, Southern drawl…

Originally published by DK on July 5, 2020 at 2:17 pm

Michael Osterholm, PhD, MPH

Posted Tuesday, June 9th, 2020 09:45 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Science at 9:45 PM

Right now, among those people who we see having severe disease under age 55, obesity is the number one risk factor for [COVID-19]…

Originally published by DK on June 9, 2020 at 9:45 pm

Five Man Electrical Band

Posted Monday, June 8th, 2020 04:47 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 4:47 PM

And the sign said anybody caught trespassin’ would be shot on sight. So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house, “Hey! What gives you the right?”

Originally published by DK on June 8, 2020 at 4:47 pm

Michael Jordan

Posted Thursday, June 4th, 2020 10:55 pm GMT -5 in Golf,Quotes,Sports at 10:55 PM

I’ve loved Shadow Creek since the first time I played it and I’ve played it over 100 times but can’t say I’ve mastered it…

Originally published by DK on June 4, 2020 at 10:55 pm

Atmosphere

Posted Monday, June 1st, 2020 07:41 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 7:41 PM

I’ve gotten love, I’ve gotten drunk, I’ve gotten beat up in that parking lot. I’ve had my Lake Street pride for three decades. These alleyways, and these streetlights have seen my best days. Before I was a germ learning how to misbehave, all the way to the grave, south side is my resting place…

Originally published by DK on June 1, 2020 at 7:41 pm

Out of My Mind

Posted Monday, May 25th, 2020 09:55 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 9:55 PM

She’s long gone, but her perfume still lingers. Nothing but trouble, but I guess that figures…

Originally published by DK on May 25, 2020 at 9:55 pm

I Threw It On The Ground

Posted Wednesday, May 20th, 2020 11:08 am GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 11:08 AM

Welcome to the real world, jackass!

Originally published by DK on May 20, 2020 at 11:08 am

Prince, 1985

Posted Thursday, May 14th, 2020 11:38 pm GMT -5 in Concerts,Music,Quotes at 11:38 PM

I’d like to take you to my house. It’s a purple house. Would you like to go?

Originally published by DK on May 14, 2020 at 11:38 pm

North Dakota

Posted Saturday, May 9th, 2020 04:40 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 4:40 PM

So I drank myself some whisky, and I dreamed I was a cowboy, and I rode across the border…

Originally published by DK on May 9, 2020 at 4:40 pm

Solomon

Posted Wednesday, April 29th, 2020 10:02 pm GMT -5 in Pop Culture,Quotes,Television at 10:02 PM

Every human relationship can be adjusted with the right amount of money…

Originally published by DK on April 29, 2020 at 10:02 pm

Rhinestone Cowboy

Posted Friday, April 24th, 2020 07:21 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 7:21 PM

I’ve been walkin’ these streets so long, singin’ the same old song. I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway, where hustle’s the name of the game…

Originally published by DK on April 24, 2020 at 7:21 pm

Zager & Evans

Posted Friday, April 17th, 2020 07:21 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 7:21 PM

In the year 2525, if man is still alive, if woman can survive, they may find…

Originally published by DK on April 17, 2020 at 7:21 pm

Comfortably Numb

Posted Wednesday, April 15th, 2020 01:07 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 1:07 PM

Come on now, I hear you’re feeling down. Well, I can ease your pain and get you on your feet again. Relax, I’ll need some information first. Just the basic facts. Can you show me where it hurts?

Originally published by DK on April 15, 2020 at 1:07 pm

Chicago

Posted Sunday, April 5th, 2020 09:50 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 9:50 AM

Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

Originally published by DK on April 5, 2020 at 9:50 am

Gimme All Your Lovin’

Posted Sunday, March 29th, 2020 10:07 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 10:07 PM

You got to whip it up and hit me like a ton of lead. If I blow my top, will you let it go to your head?

Originally published by DK on March 29, 2020 at 10:07 pm

Putney Swope

Posted Friday, March 20th, 2020 06:36 pm GMT -5 in Movies,Quotes at 6:36 PM

And that’s why you get less money, you don’t think…

Originally published by DK on March 20, 2020 at 6:36 pm

Whiskey Bottle

Posted Monday, March 9th, 2020 02:41 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 2:41 PM

Persuaded, paraded, inebriated, and down…

Originally published by DK on March 9, 2020 at 2:41 pm

Hide and Seek

Posted Wednesday, March 4th, 2020 11:30 pm GMT -5 in Concerts,Music,Quotes at 11:30 PM

Hope you find it in everything, everything that you see…

Originally published by DK on March 4, 2020 at 11:30 pm

Bosch

Posted Monday, February 24th, 2020 08:21 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 8:21 PM

Everybody counts or nobody counts…

Originally published by DK on February 24, 2020 at 8:21 pm

Our Town

Posted Tuesday, February 18th, 2020 11:02 pm GMT -5 in Family,Music,Personal,Quotes at 11:02 PM

I buried my Mama and I buried my Pa. They sleep up the street beside that pretty brick wall. I bring them flowers about every day. But I just gotta cry when I think what they’d say…

Originally published by DK on February 18, 2020 at 11:02 pm

Howard Carter (via Kryptos)

Posted Thursday, February 6th, 2020 10:55 am GMT -5 in History,Quotes at 10:55 AM

Slowly, desparatly slowly, the remains of passage debris that encumbered the lower part of the doorway was removed. With trembling hands I made a tiny breach in the upper left-hand corner. And then, widening the hole a little, I inserted the candle and peered in. The hot air escaping from the chamber caused the flame to flicker, but presently details of the room within emerged from the mist…

Originally published by DK on February 6, 2020 at 10:55 am

Who Gon Stop Me

Posted Tuesday, January 28th, 2020 07:46 am GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 7:46 AM

That’s pig-Latin, itch-bay…

Originally published by DK on January 28, 2020 at 7:46 am

Andy

Posted Friday, January 17th, 2020 08:49 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Reading at 8:49 PM

I wish I could. I actually have a fair amount of anxiety in claustrophobic spaces. Ever since my injury, I don’t do well with tight spots…

Originally published by DK on January 17, 2020 at 8:49 pm

Wild World

Posted Tuesday, January 14th, 2020 10:50 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 10:50 PM

But if you want to leave, take good care. Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there…

Originally published by DK on January 14, 2020 at 10:50 pm

Environment Canada

Posted Saturday, January 11th, 2020 07:46 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Travel,Weather at 7:46 PM

Temperatures will plummet to values not seen in years…

Originally published by DK on January 11, 2020 at 7:46 pm

Bloodshot Eyes

Posted Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 05:54 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 5:54 PM

I went to the mountains, I thought it might help. I wrote some songs, but they were shitty as hell…

Originally published by DK on December 31, 2019 at 5:54 pm

The Child

Posted Monday, December 16th, 2019 09:35 pm GMT -5 in Quotes,Television at 9:35 PM

Baby Groot, do me a favor. Keep my name out of your little tree mouth, before I snap you like a twig…

Originally published by DK on December 16, 2019 at 9:35 pm

Brad Hall

Posted Sunday, December 8th, 2019 08:13 pm GMT -5 in Food,Quotes at 8:13 PM

The old joke in the neighborhood is the first three words children learn were mommy, daddy, and Cecil’s…

Originally published by DK on December 8, 2019 at 8:13 pm

Bruce McCulloch

Posted Wednesday, December 4th, 2019 08:19 pm GMT -5 in Music,Quotes at 8:19 PM

Dave Jadisky, man this cat can swing. He weighs almost 50 pounds and he delivers my paper on time…

Originally published by DK on December 4, 2019 at 8:19 pm

Ghost Host

Posted Sunday, November 24th, 2019 12:22 pm GMT -5 in Disney,Pop Culture,Quotes at 12:22 PM

Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis…

Originally published by DK on November 24, 2019 at 12:22 pm
 

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